Right here goes...
Things you should know about me:
i) I can count to ten in Korean (I realise you're hooked now but unbelievable as it is, it's actually true-form an orderly queue ladies...).
ii) I have a pathological fear of spiders and flying. Don't even get me started on flying spiders!! If there is such a thing?!?
iii) I love Stag chilli and am teaching the world, one lesbian at a time to love it too!
iv) Wine makes me cry but vodka redbull makes me horny as hell! ;o) Give me champagne with redbull in it and you could well find me humping your leg shortly after. Don't say I didn't warn you!!
v) I am very useful to have around during a car related crisis having just completed a mechanics course at college. (Even though I may wear dresses from time to time these days, I am still at one with my inner lesbian!)
vi) I have an amazing ability to talk, endlessly, about not very much, without even needing to stop for air. Although be warned, if you get me on the subject of cars or Top Gear I may talk to the point that your ears actually bleed! Oops... But at least you can know there are very few awkward silences when I'm around! ;o)

I accept that not all of these points will appear as positives for everyone!