You could read this but I am getting off this site because I really don't want to date anyone right now. Thanks for the thought though. I hope you find what you are looking for.
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Let me say this first: I'm not going to send you naked pictures and I'm not going to hook up for some strange. k?

"Be able to speak in complete sentences too please"

Keep up people.

Hey, FYI: I'm not a romantic person. I'm not a stare deeply into someone's eye's over a candle lit dinner. I don't sit and take long bubble baths, I don't wait for prince charming. And Edward Cullen is not my dream guy. I am not negating the idea of finding someone that may appeal to me romantically. But I'm not all innocent and sweet and looking for Mr. Right either. If it happens then it happens.

Hang out is not code for let me find random ass with everyone who messages me. I don't speak in code. If I am interested in f***ing I will just tell you. I know this isn't really about me, but this will help filter you people looking for a tramp. Alright?

And for the record I think casual sex is very healthy (only is both partners are both mentally and physically clean.)

I'm not into drama or fake people but avoiding them is more of a hassel than it is worth. I've been trained my whole life to be a lady and I'm pretty good at pretending to be one when the occasion calls for it. If that makes me fake suit yourself, I call it being adaptable.

I have mad respect for the armed services and those that serve, if you have a problem with that we don't need to talk, and if you insist on insulting them to me watch out I have really good aim.

I like bad jokes and crude humor, but honestly people fart jokes haven't been funny since the 90s.

I LOVE movies, bring it on.

I'm really just a goth chic on the inside and sometimes the outside. So half of you reading this are either freaked out or turned on by it, either way I have your attention. That is not a literal everyday look people! I do the jeans and t-shirt thing too promise. Little Dead Ridinghood is not the everyday uniform. Though the hair is real.

I'll try almost anything once, maybe twice. I'm smart and slightly stubborn, but I promise it is in a cute sort of way.

I'm the type of person who goes from metal shows to major galas within the same week, it is just what my schedule calls for sometimes. Again, the adaptable thing. I dress up, I dress down, and I like shoes, get over it.

I won't belittle you unless you deserve it, but you need to be able to keep up with my sense of humor.

It doesn't take much to keep me occupied. I read a lot and tend to do research on different things frequently. I'm easily amused and have no problems just being quiet, unless I'm wired.

There are a few things that if you do I might love you for the next twenty mins. If you think you need some pointers let me know.

I like beer, there's nothing wrong with that, deal with it.

I listen to Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, Three Days Grace, Staind, Bush, Eminem, Rise Against, Seether, Saliva, The Stills, The Pogues, Dropkick Murphy's, The Distillers, Boss Hog, KT Tunstal, Duffy, Adelle, One Republic, Lil Wayne, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Kittie, Flyleaf, Mozart, Jimi Hendrix is my hero, Pink Floyd, Queen and many more.

I can't spell to save myself and I'm a complete goofball. If I'm in a good mood you will catch my dancing badly all by my onesy.

Oh, and to all those built guys who are into the gym and mostly come across as wanting some who is into the same thing. I'm not a gym rat, not yet. I just take pictures really well. I have a curvy figure and for now I work with what I got. And I am very fond of some of my features so if you are looking for a size 2 go to someone else. When my size changes I'll let you know and maybe we can hang out then.

(My nephew is trying to help me out with this he is ten months old.) iuu`W2WS2W See I said so.

To give you an idea of my night and maybe a little about me: I lost track of the baby who spilled my water because I was distracted by the transsexual on the porno documentary. We have since started talking about politics and social trends.
If you want to talk send a message, almost nothing is off limits, but I'll freely put you in your place. (True story)

WARNING! If you try/insist on trying something that I do not approve of or take advantage of me in any way (ie reposting my pictures or messages without my permission, or anything else) I will retaliate. I am not threatening anyone but my privacy is sacred. Please respect me enough to keep any of our interactions whether online or in person private. Thank you.

I expect to laugh not giggle.
Losers need not apply.
I'm writing an IQ test, it is not ready. It is more funny than anything else.

Bonus points for anyone who will take me to a private art gallery. They cost, but I have never gone. I prefer americana and propaganda work and also contemporary art.
I'd really like to check out video installation art and street work. If you can find a way to make that into a date you rock.