LIVE FOR THE MOMENTS YOU CANT PUT INTO WORDS!!


I will try to keep this short and sweet.

About You:
-must still live at home with your mom
-dont a have job and likes to be supported
-drinks too much and smokes all day
-no teeth
-no car - but doesnt really need one since you have no job
-no hobby or interests - except online poker or video games
-hates the outdoors and is allergic to grass, sunshine, water, fresh air....
-still thinks tie-died shirts are in style
-wouldnt know a wrench from a hammer
-cant make toast or canned soup
-hates all sports and doesnt know a football from a golf ball

OK - JUST KIDDING!!! Thought I would try some reverse psychology since the honest approach doesnt seem to work.
If you have read this far without saying snotty BI-CH and have already moved on to the next profile - you are probably having a chuckle - and thats a good thing

Yes - I've been here before and thought I would give it another try!!! I have many interests that range from theatre to the theater, travelling to tropical places to sitting by fire with friends. I like to golf (even though I'm not very good at it), play pool, fish, camp, quad, and dance. I like watch sports (I know I know - not many girls do) mostly Sask roughriders, baseball and curling.

I'm looking for someone who is honest, great sense of humor, has a job, is stable mentally, physically and financially, likes dogs, likes his family,not into playing head games (who would actually admit that they are into head games -hmm ...) and of course has teeth!! LOL

I just dont understand at these stage of life why people have to lie about who they are, what they are looking for, what they want, or how they look. If you plan on ever meeting that person - the truth will come out!!!

Anything else you want to know - just ask!

First date: I guess that would depend on the two people and the weather!!