I am a professional comedian with a day job that I will quit sooner than people think. My hobbies include reading, writing and listening to music.
My personal goals are multi-layered but the ultimate accomplishment would probably be world domination.
I am as unique as an egomaniac can be. I'm intelligent enough to know the world doesn't revolve around me, but my ego is as such where I believe it should. Figure that one out. Its not that hard. I'm the center of my own existance...
My taste in music spans the entire landscape, if it has a melody and the lyrics aren't a complete waste, I generally love it.

I'd probably take you for a walk, we'd stop and get ice cream, even though I am on the cusp of being lactose intolerant, then we'd go to a buffet and consume as much food as we can on 25 bucks. Then we'd go somewhere and watch the sunset while humming silently to ourselves. Maybe go to a beach and put our toes in the water. And if I'm lucky, you'll hug me and say "that was nice." And go into your place and sleep as I stand outside singing kiss from a rose by seal. Making the neighbors call the police on me. Resulting in a high speed chase whoch leads to my televised arrest and beatdown. Then I sue the police department for battery and settle out of court for millions. You call me up 3 days after that and ask if you can come over which leads to us having the freakiest sex two people can have, then I make you a peanut butter and strawberry jelly sandwich and stroke your hair as you sleep... ah what a date.