I know you can put the IKEA together yourself, and I respect you as an equal, really I do. I'm just saying this will get done faster if you'll go to the store and get something for me to cook for dinner.

I'm a great friend, exquisite cook, gifted craftsman, responsive masseuse, and trustworthy confidant. I really don't get the chance to meet a lot of women working construction since I'm usually out on the jobsite with a bunch of dudes all day. I've travelled for work for the past 6 or so years and am working my way toward being home more, but I may still be out of town once in a while, and when I'm home there are friends and family who expect to see me too. If you are someone who has to have someone around constantly, you may be disappointed. You will be pleased, though, at how swinging hammers and climbing up and down ladders all day keeps me looking good for you.

I'll bet you're funny, sarcastic, and socially graceful. You probably like to read, and understand that I can't sit quietly and read with you, unless I'm on an airplane or a toilet. If you've selected "white" as your preferred ethnicity, you may be disappointed. I'm particularly attracted to a bright-eyed warm smile from a well-mannered, wholesome looking lady- Samantha Brown from the travel channel is probably my biggest TV crush. You get the feeling that her sweet smile conceals a wellspring of mischief and excitement that no "bad girl" could even dream up. Sadly, she's taken, and my search continues. I promise not to pine for her when you're around.

I would probably let you pick a place for you and your girlfriends to go and head up there with some of my buddies. I'd order a round of drinks for you and your friends from across the room, and come over and chat with you. That way we wouldn't have to tell anyone we met on the internet. :)