| Billiammedic The Big Mouth Bass:
Take advantage, new low standards! |
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| City |
concord California |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Mixed Race |
| Sign |
Capricorn |
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Height | 6' 0" (183 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
for |
Dating |
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| Smoker? |
Often |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Single |
| Profession |
Ruler of the world |
| Smarts |
Some college |
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| Do you want children? |
Undecided/Open |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
No |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | Are you tired of all those other men who expect an emotional connection? Are you fed up with wasting all your precious time building a rapport before he gives in and sleeps with you? Well, listen up, because I have got a deal for you! For the next 60 minutes, I'll be offering a complete package! You'll get my full attention, your choice of conversation, and uninterrupted alcohol-facilitated sexual contact followed by a late-night cab ride to my place (at no cost to you) in exchange for only two drinks and an inquiry of how my night is going. This is the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to have your lazy eye and bad breath ignored that you just can't afford to miss!
Act now to take full advantage of poor lighting and a temporary lapse in judgment to experience unlasting yet highly satisfying flirting and groping!
I've slashed my hopes for finding Ms. Right and adjusted my height, weight, and personal-hygiene requirements to their most pathetically shallow standards. This is your long awaited opportunity for leaving behind any decency or self-respect for the sake of temporary pleasure!
So why not pull up a bar stool and tell me about your latest shopping excursion? For a limited time, I will even pretend I find this subject matter positively riveting!
It takes absolutely no sincerity to get started, and if you are not completely satisfied with how sexually promiscuous I seem within the first 15 minutes, I'll throw in a misleading and clearly desperate suggestion of bisexuality, ABSOULUTELY FREE!
But wait, there's more! You'll also receive a lifetime's supply of low self-esteem compensated for with disproportionate displays of affection just for trying!
How on earth can I offer my still-attractive 26-year-old frame and college education at these low, low standards, you ask? I'll tell you how: by cutting out the unnecessary criteria standing between you and that feeling of me-up-next-to-the-jukebox opportunity you've been hoping for all night. I'm standing by to receive your leering glances, and I've reduced my needs to levels unheard-of for anyone under the age of 50! Now there's nothing keeping you from enjoying what literally hundreds of women could also enjoy if they had just got here a moment before you did.
I've got a surplus of romantic disappointments; so all remaining shreds of dignity must go!
Now, I know some men might try to get you to buy into pointless, time-consuming schemes like discussing the music playing in the bar or your respective STD status, but not I! Especially a half hour before closing time at Jack of the Wood! I recently found out my ex-girlfriend is getting married, and I'm transferring that feeling of hopelessness directly to you, the good people who haven't left with someone else yet. Hairy thighs?? Live in a one-bedroom apartment with dad? No hablas ingles? If you've got a minute to speak to me and a pulse, let's make a deal and get me inside you immediately.
I'm practically giving myself away!
What would you give for this unique opportunity to have such awkward, emotionally deficient, anonymous sex (with me of course) that I'll begin to regret it as it's happening? Fifteen minutes of your time? Twenty minutes? Twenty-five minutes?
Whatever's better for you. I just want to get this over with.
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| | First Date |
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Please don’t take this seriously, I would have deleted myself but I dont know how |
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Billiammedic has 2 roses that can be sent. |
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