| 1funnyigirl The Clownfish:
Is Jesus Available? He seems honest. |
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| City |
central valley (uranus) California |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Gemini |
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Height | 5' 6" (168 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Man
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Who is Looking
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Friends |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Divorced |
| Profession |
i have one |
| Smarts |
N/A |
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| Do you want children? |
Does not want children |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
Yes |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | I am looking for my prince -- not another frog. You don't have to have a white horse, but can you pick me up in a Ford Pinto? Can you have a job? Can you have all of your teeth? Can you not be an alcoholic? Can you have CURRENT pictures? Can you have CLEAR pictures? Can you not be into drugs? Can you not be in prison? Can you not have a girlfriend or wife? Can you be honest? Can you not be a serial killer -- oops, I mean serial dater? Can you not be in in law enforcement or in the fire department? (yes, you guys are players. Except for maybe 1 percent of you.) The 1 percent can contact me. :) Can you be into health? Can you be over your ex? Can you have a sense of humor? I'm not looking for sex or a one-nighter. I am looking for "him."
Online dating can be good and it can be bad. It is bad when you have dishonest people contact you and lie to you, and you are totally honest and sharing what your wants and desires are, and like for what? I guess some men do the on-line thing for shiz and giggles. And then you can actually find "the one." It does happen, and it does work. I have family and friends that have found "the one." I am sincere and honest and not a player. I am looking for my bestfriend/lover. Can you imagine waking up to your bestfriend and be totally in love????Yes, there has to be physical attraction, but that will only go so far. What's on the inside is a key factor also. But I am one woman looking for her one and only man. I've have never cheated.
I am old-fashioned,and let the guy make the first contact, unless there is something in someone's profile that I feel compelled to comment upon and make a little joke. LOL So where are you?????? Apparently my guy is lost. He can't find me. He didn't ask for directions. He's worried that it is taking too long. Baby, I will be here waiting for you. I've been waiting for you all my life... but hurry!!!!!!! lol
P.S. I do have pics upon request. :) |
| | First Date |
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well, one activity I find kind of romantic is when you have candles going, maybe some wine and you pop in that movie, the scene is set, only to have the family dog come in and plant his ass in front of the TV and start licking his balls. Nothing says more like "I love you," at least from the dog's perspective. hehe |
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Must not do drugs
Must not be married
Must not smoke
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