Would I even want to meet someone that was able to rattle something like this off the top of their head? Probably not. I try to avoid people that spend their time writing acceptance speeches for imaginary awards. Unless they really, really deserve them.

I tend to be a little sarcastic. If a guy at the mall has got the comb-over going, I will point it out to whoever I'm with and if I find out you voted for George Bush twice, I'll have it engraved on your tombstone. "This person couldn't read a newspaper" I'm tidy to the point of OCD but I won't make you use a coaster. And while I can't really cook I have plates and flatware and even though you may end up with take-out I'll never make you eat out of styrofoam with a spork.

Lately I find myself listening to a lot of The Black Keys, Sly and the Family Stone and Eastern flavored music. I dunno, I sort of bounce around with it. I really only watch a few things on tv, Lost, Dexter, Mad Men, but I almost have a movie playing in the background instead of music. I will play xbox on occasion, but I don't make my date watch me play until midnight. All the talking is too distracting;)

The odds of me taking you dancing are pretty slim, but I will buy you ice cream and hold hands while we stroll around eating it. And you can have a taste of mine, but more than a few licks and I'll tell you to order my flavor for yourself next time.

I prefer meeting casually somewhere kind of quiet so we can get to know each other better. Maybe it's just me but I'd rather not be with someone I find out I don't really click with and be stuck in a movie I wasn't really interested in the first place.