In the interest of saving us both time - please read the following...

NO:
* jerking off on webcam - it's boring.
* If you are looking for a woman who will share your religious beliefs. It's not me. (I'm Agnostic).
* If you are 45+ you are the same age as my parents and I will NOT be interested.
* If you have no photo of yourself on your profile or you are hiding your face, the pic you post is blurred and/or distance, or you are rocking a hat AND shades. Not fair. I won't respond. If you are wearing shades and your picture is OBVIOUSLY indoors - you get double points deducted and no response for stupidity.
* If you live with your parents 'just because' and you're over 30, there is a really good chance we won't get along.

YES:
* Yes, I date white men...stop asking! :)
* I have tattoos and dreadlocks down my back
* I am Caribbean & South American (not Jamaican)
* If you are a combination of fun, mature, confident and intelligent!
* I am a sassy, playful, smart ass in person too.

Thank you to all who read this and I sincerely wish you the best of luck finding what you seek.

1. I am adventurous and passionate. I'm passionate about travel, health, reading, cooking foods from other cultures to learn (and master them). I love to laugh. Sarcastic? Bring it on...

2. I have and intend to continue to travel the world (visit the countries I have yet to see). If/when I have my way - I want to spend my time learning and helping people improve the quality of their lives in remote parts of the world.

3. What makes me unique?
I don't argue. I'm very mindful of my words and actions. I have no interest in wasting anyone's time, hurting anyone's feelings or wasting time with emotional banter. My time is valuable. I'll respect you enough to presume yours is as well.

Something else about me?
Mind? What I've written should offer some indication. Talk to me and you'll know.
Body? Think muscle toned hourglass (T&A) with abs (studied Middle Eastern Dance - a.k.a. 'Bellydance') and thick tight thighs (no jiggle -lol).

I have a good deal to offer.
I think I've accumulated a wealth of knowledge in a variety of areas to-date.
* 8 years as an IT tech
* Trained Chef (Not just for the sake of gourmet, but for the mutual benefit of health and enjoyment)
* Skydiver
* International Traveler
* I just graduated! I'm Sustainable Agriculturalist - I grow food. (soon to specialize in Ethno-botany...bored yet? If so, proceed to the next profile.)
* Ex-Apple Tech
* Studied Dance
* I paint/draw/sketch
* Studied martial arts
* Refuse to take myself too seriously.
Sound c o c k y? Aggressive? Hardly. There is a difference between arrogant and confident - I would be the latter. I know my own value. I'm seeking one that sees it too.

3b)
About YOU...

Emotionally over-sensitive or immature men NEED NOT APPLY.
I am really hoping to meet someone who can show me more than I thought was possible, while being mutually compatible to value one another.

There are, however, specific things that will NOT work.
For example)
* Conversation should be shared, not one sided.
* Please don't arrive at our first meeting intoxicated.
* Please shower and groom BEFORE we meet. PLEASE.
* If you are still plagued by past relationships or negative life experiences from years gone by, our dates (especially in the beginning) are probably not the best forum to exhibit your resulting issues.
* Please keep in mind, we all communicate differently - it would be best/fair/mature if we presumed positive intent before taking offense at anothers statements. I am as intelligent as I am super playful. Add a sense of humour and respect to whatever you hear from me when absorbing my words...and we'll get along fine. I prefer honesty, no matter what. It would be a dream to find someone who'd always know I am speaking from love instead of reacting from emotion.

4. My music tastes ? I love Radiohead, LOVE them. Greenwood & Yorke are geniuses. I love K-OS, The Noisettes, Modest Mouse, NIN, Blue October, Maxwell, Alison Hines, LOVE Calypso, Soca, Reggae, Samba...again, too many to list.

I think our first date should be based our vibe and fit our personalities.
I'm open.
I'd love to hear you speak, it's how I will get to know you. Interested?
If so, let's talk.

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