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Inoculate The Innocuous : Son of a **** I'm sick of these dolphin
City
Sebastian Florida
Sign
Sagittarius
Height
5' 0" (152 cm)
Age
24 year old Woman
Smoker?
No
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Blond hair
Body Type
A Few Extra Pounds
Religion
Non-Religious
N/A
dating
                
 
 
I am Seeking a
Man
For
Dating

Do you drink?
Socially
Marital Status
Single
Profession
Aesthetician, LMT
Smarts
Some college
Do you want children?
Undecided/Open
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
No
Do you have a car?
Yes
 
Interests
The PixiesBuilt To SpillMicrobrews
BecherovkaCampingJameson Irish Whiskey
Thomas PynchonAnais NinKurt Vonnegut
Wes Andersonthe Pacific NorthwestKnockin Farts
Cohen BrothersSpace GhostTrailer Park Boys
Keyboard CatWhite RussiansSchadenfreude
SarcasmMan ManAnimal Collective
ReubensPhoSushi
Medium Format PhotographyDarkroomsRoad Trips
FractalsDavid ShrigleyDavid Sedaris
Wesley WillisNappingLolligagging About
PinballShuffleboardLaughing at things whether they were intended to be funny or not usually the latter
SmartasseryMaking up wordsCooking
uhhhhhcrazy adventureskitten mittens
About Me
I own my own business (massage therapy and skin care) and that is my priority right now. It keeps me pretty occupied. I am also gearing up to go back to school to finish my bachelor's in Accounting.... aaaaand thats pretty much what I'm doing at the moment. Oh, and missing the hell out of Portland and it's sweet, sweet, wiles.

Basically I'd like to meet someone who enjoys napping, sexing, drinking, laughing, and listening to records with me. If you like Space Ghost, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, or the following video we will most likely get along.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwTw3F_im1Q

I built a theremin a few years back.

There is no situation in life where a principle from the Big Lebowski can not be applied.

Music: Pixies (above all. Kim Deal is the big sister I wish I had ever since I was 11.), Animal Collective, Built To Spill, Beck (Mellow Gold is ****ing gold), Deerhunter, Irma Thomas, Ratatat, Old 97's, The Dodos, Bjork, The Pastels, Black Tambourine, Camper Van Beethoven, Wanda Jackson, King Khan & BBQ Show, Violent Femmes, The Clash, Datarock, Girl Talk, Star****er (the Pdx one), Soul Coughing, Man Man, Pavement, Goldfrapp, David Bowie, Neutral Milk Hotel, Wesley Willis, M.I.A., Santogold, Franz Ferdinand, The Fall, The Unicorns, Islands, Hot Chip, The Toadies, Galaxie 500, Ween, Marnie Stern, The Mekons, Etta James, and pretty much anything Mike Patton touches. He and the aforementioned Kim Deal are my biggest influences musically.

Movies: The Life Aquatic (all Wes Anderson movies), The Big Lebowski, Fargo(near all Cohen Brothers movies), Punch Drunk Love, Kill Bill, The Goonies, Secretary, The Usual Suspects, Napoleon Dynamite, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Downfall, Zardoz, I Heart Huckabees, Dumb and Dumber, Some Like It Hot, American Splendor, Repo Man, Goodbye Lenin!, Falling Down, The Princess Bride, the Evil Dead trilogy, the original Star Wars trilogy, Edward Scissorhands, and Amelie. I also enjoy documentaries that follow individuals with nerdy passions (Trekkies, the King of Kong, Spellbound etc...)

Authors: William Faulkner, Anais Nin, Kurt Vonnegut, Carl Sagan, David Sedaris, Rumi, Dorothy Parker, Rainer Maria Rilke, William Gibson, Cormac McCarthy, Thomas Pynchon, Ayn Rand, David Shrigley, historical fiction and non - fiction.

First Date
Doing something where we can chit and chat... dates are for getting to know one another so anything conducive to that. Having said that, if your idea of hell on Earth is anyplace with strobe lights, energy drink advertisements, booming top 40 music and air that reeks of a mixture of Victoria's Secret body spray and fake tanner then you should message me.
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Age between 18 and 32
Live within 75 miles.
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