I'd love to be Homer Simpson. He's famous, has a wife who's devoted to him, gets paid for sleeping at work and all the donuts he can eat! Unfortunately despite my best efforts I'm not short, fat, bald and two-dimensional.

So what am I like? Well I'm contradictory. I'm romantic but shy. I've been told I'm emotionally very strong but I also wear my heart on my sleeve. I'm moralistic but not prudish. I'm logical but I'm impulsive. I love roller coasters but I'm scared of heights. I happily work my socks off at work but would gladly never go to the gym again. But I know I will.

What am I looking for? A good laugh and a wee cuddle(NB Cuddle is NOT a euphemism for anything else). Cause you can't beat a good laugh and a cuddle. And honesty. Not honesty as in someone who's a saint 'cause let's face it, nobody is. I'm looking for someone who is honest enough to tell me what she wants and how she feels, even if you think I might not like what you have to say.

First date depends on the person. Cup of coffee or quiet drink is a good way to get to know someone.