I am a simple complexity. I take pride in not being like most men, as we have not evolved the way our ancestors have hoped us to. I am a man, my desires are built in. My ambition is focused, which makes my mother, the 8 sisters I was birthed with and my friends and family, proud. Thats pretty much what makes me, family and friends. Life is a aphrodisiac. Living tomorrow today and not holding back. Im just like you. I want to smile more than cry. I want the drama in relationships to be overshadowed by the love, the passion. I want to learn someone, and for us to stay friends forever, no mater which direction the relationship goes. A forever friend. I like that.. Anteeway; lets see where this route takes me. Be nice ladies, I refuse to let my joy be taken, but I will give as much as given to ones that I call friend.

I love this question. Really?? Ok.Soo..I arrive at your house in a hot air balloon and a single young tree, which when I land I plant in your front yard, and your house is now on the "green" list as environmentally friendly. From here we go eat dinner at your parents house where your sister remembers me from the homeless shelter where we fed the needy last saturday, and I preformed the hemlock maneuver on a pregnant woman, who went into labor and, thats right, I deliver the baby. Your dad commends me on my outfit, and I reach into my bag o tricks and pull him out an identical one, exact fit, saying 'I thought you would like it". After dinner, we decide what the hell, lets head to vegas to get married. When we get to the most prestigious Chapel in Vegas, the Priest gets a call that he has won the lottery, gives us the deed to his building, yells "IM RICH BEYYACCH" and scurrys away. Two weeks later OPRAH hears about our story and invites us on her show, where the woman who's life i saved was Gail, and I didn't know it. She named her son after me, OPRAH cries, and you are hailed as the most likely to succeed business woman in american history, with your Chapel and waffles business... As ridiculous as that was, is how ridiculous it is to pre-conceive a perfect first date. A date is perfect when its not been imagined and your heart is still full. Don't set us up to fail ladies. Take us as we come, the perfect anything always turns out to be, well, imperfect.