emmm honestly i would love to meet ms right... i want to meet my wife to be and establish our life together . i love kids and want one now but need wifey first... I want to have my first "ALL STAR BABY BOYYYYYY!" by the time im thirty. alot of pressure for the intro of my online dating application lol prollyyy just a bit... what ever... wifey aint skured ;) im not sayin i expect to meet my wife here or that im lookin to go into anything under those pretenses.. im just sayin thats my ultimate goal in life right now is to meet the person god put here for me get to know her and make beautiful babies.. that being said...typical life expectancy of my dating a girl is about a month... tops.. :( primary contributing factor: WOMENNN, LADIESS, GIRLS... YOU LIE TO MUCH... straight up.. you lie about dum sh*tthat doesnt matter for no reason at all... if theres one way to lose me as a friend quick its to lie to me.. especially about some dumb shit... honestly even when you think you have given me no reason to know ill still know when your lieing... pleaseeee dont test this, we will both lose :( ... i dont lie. u can test that. emmm yeahhh thats about enough ... dont lie, be you, dont try to be what you think i want you to be, love your self, do for others with out expectation of reciprocation, play good music as loud as you can with out clipping your tracks, eat till your full and then run if you have to, starving your self really is a lazy approach to fitness... emmm stop reading this and send me an email?? good idea! ciao

Oh, ps, I know this whole body of text is grammatically ****ed and a structural mess. I did this intentionally due to having read some of your profiles, and seeing how upset the use of poor grammar and punctuation made you.. honestlyyyy.... if abbreviations or the lack of commas, periods, capital letters, and question marks ext; in an email, or Internet profile upsets you that much, and your not an English professor, you need to relax on life just a littleee bitt... deep breaths it will be alright ! ;) ciao call me

alright so i just browsed like a thousand pages... not impressed... really it was like 9 pages but thats not the point.. the point is wtf is with this one camera angle that will make the portliest pug look like shes could rock the glass slipper?? for real can i make a request that every profile contain one picture where you aer 100% in the photo from straight forward at a reasonable elevation? that sounds awesome... honestly if your tryin to meet someone why would you not want them to see who they are meeting especially if your not the most confident person in the world.. do you really want to meet someone and have them be like oh shit... even if they dont say it you see it in their face... and no offense to bigger women, i think every persons beautiful, im just sayin be comfortable with who you are and if your lookin for someone then put you out there not a half cut of arial view of tit mountain...

my first date would be us browsing plenty of fish for hours, then getting some fast food and boons farm! riot! lol... righttttt.. for real i would love to meet the young princess who will make me want to say hey... lets do something that neither of us have ever done, and make memories we will always have... but honestly iv become pretty used to meeting girls that im excited about for the minute, not women that make me excited for the minutes to be spent with... be her and we can do anything...