I'm a lesbian that does not like women (which is a joke - I am very much heterosexual). I am also the prissiest tomboy you will ever know. If I could get away with it, I would do all of my work in dresses and heels, but I do not want to ruin such things. I am definitely a shoe horde, having over 40 pairs, maybe even 50, sitting in my closet. Clothing is taking over as well, and I'm constantly weeding out those that I hardly wear anymore.

I am a full-time student just starting CSUSB. I will at least major in abnormal/behavioral psychology and maybe add some art history in as well. I do not want to give myself too many options there as my mind will often change.

WWII is a huge interest of mine. I find the Holocaust and Nazi politics morbidly fascinating. That does not mean I agree with any of it or even like what happened; I just like learning on the subjects. I have a small library on the two aspects that I mentioned and love learning as much as I can about it. I admit it: I am a nerd. Education of any type is very important to me and a huge part of my life.

I am crazy, no doubt about it, but people seem to find that endearing or at least amusing. I know I do, but that is not saying much. I am easily entertained.

I have more theories and ideas than could be listed on a roll of toilet paper. Unfortunately, 99.9% of the population does not care, and I have not met the .1% that does. I also forget them when put on the spot. Because of this, I am forced to tell such things to my dog, but she seems confused as well.

Speaking of dogs, I am a critter person, no question about it. The more people I meet, the more I adore animals. Currently, there are 4 dogs, 8 cats, 1 guinea pig, and a rabbit residing in my house. Granted, about 3-4 of those are not mine, but I am the main caregiver and cleaner-upper. I seem to be a magnet for all things furry so most of my animals (12) were strays or rescues. Now, they are fat, happy, and treated better than anyone in this house. There's something wrong with that...

Now that I have wasted time typing in all of this mumbo-jumbo that no one will read, I shall leave on this very important note: spooning leads to forking.