Hey there, I am on this site looking to expand my circle of friends and hopefully meet that special woman along the way to share my life with!! In that special woman I would like to find a strong, independent, smart, caring, beautiful,"balanced" individual who has a great sense of humor. The chemistry must be there for both of us if a relationship is to work.

As for myself I am a down to earth, hardworking, reliable, fun-loving guy who has a great sense of humor who feels the one thing better then laughing is making those around you laugh. I love to see people smile, and will use my ecclectic humour (witty, sarcastic, silly and sometimes just corny) to get at least a slight grin out of you. I am a great listener, love to hear people's opinions and what they are thinking, or just to be there to help sort out any problems..."I'm not a psychiatrist; I'm just an expert at being confused" LOL. As for the question is the glass half full or half empty...hmmm maybe it's just twice the size it needs to be!!! If there is anything else you want to know go ahead and ask.

Other amusing quotes and sayings i have collected for your amusement and pondering:

"....she came.....she sucked me .....she left......Stupid Mosquito LOL"

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All play and no work makes Jack a mere toy "

"Fire in the heart sends smoke into the head"

"Having two ears and one tongue, we should listen twice as much as we speak."

"Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes"

"A cynic is only a frustrated optimist."

"A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice"

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."

"A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey"

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results"

"The difficulties of life are intended to make us better, not bitter."

"A friend- one soul, two bodies"

"Ever stop to think, ...

...and forget to start again?

Remember : YOU may only be One person to the World, but you may also be the World to one Person !!!

Thanks for reading Hope you enjoyed and had fun. Good Luck with your fishing :bye