| Guts! :
Wittiest Headline Ever! |
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| City |
Hamilton Ontario |
| Area |
Canada |
| Ethnicity |
Mixed Race |
| Sign |
Pisces |
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Height | 6' 3" (191 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Long Term |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Single |
| Profession |
Samurai |
| Smarts |
Some university |
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| Do you want children? |
Undecided/Open |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
No |
| Do you have a car? |
No |
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| | About Me |
| | A bit about myself:
I'm in my late '20s, I'm big, tall, and somewhat mean looking. So, that's the deal with that. I'll say I'm fairly nice though, most of the time.
My hobbies are for the most part what an adolescent boy would enjoy, except I'm starting to get old: I like writing, music (metal!), video games, movies (horror, Asian cinema), manga, gambling. Uh, I guess that last one isn't so much something a kid would like. I also enjoy traveling, cooking, martial arts, photography, painting, and a bunch of other things I don't spend nearly enough time doing. But in short, I use most of my free time to spend money.
Here are some random facts about myself:
* I'm blind in one eye. I'm also colourblind.
* I frequently alternate between clean shaven and Unibomber.
* I love UFC, and all combat sports.
* I don't have a driver's license, nor will I ever have one. I am working on my motorcycle license, though.
* I like Buddhism, and try my best, but I'm really bad at it.
* I work a graveyard shift job.
* I'm cold-proof.
* I watch alot of movies.
* I have the strength of 4 men.
* I enjoy conversations that start out with, "I saw this awesome thing on YouTube the other day...."
* I hate working. Conversely, I also love 'get rich quick!' schemes.
* I have a number of tattoos.
* I sometimes snore when I sleep.
* Remember the episode of Futurama where Bender was turned into a human? Except for appearance, that's kind of what I'm like.
* Winter and cold weather puts me in an exceptionally good mood. Summer and hot weather does the exact opposite.
* One time I wrestled a live crocodile with my bare hands!
* Okay, that last one was made up.
Anyways, that's enough of that for now.
Type of person I'd like to meet:
Someone intelligent, friendly, honest, gentle, patient, funny, and that has an open mind... I guess all the really generic things you'd expect someone to say. I don't really care if we have much in common or not, as I've come to accept that women generally aren't big fans of the things I like. That's fine though, as long as you laugh at my jokes, listen to my pointless anecdotes, and enjoy my company.
Any questions about me, feel free to ask. I'll respond to all non-spam messages. I'm prettymuch awesome and highly interesting to talk to. And no, I'm not as much of a jerk as that previous sentence may have indicated. If you've read this far, you may as well just go ahead and message me. |
| | First Date |
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That's really up for negotiation. No dancing, though. Nothing that ends with the suffix "-araoke" either. |
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Guts! has 2 roses that can be sent. |
 Mail Settings (To message Guts! you MUST meet the following criteria.) |
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Female
Live in Canada
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be married
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