I believe in the Dallas Cowboys. I am random. I am a Christian. I....don't like using the word "I" a lot. I'm humble, fine, total packaged out. I believe bottled water makes sense.I gamble. I love chess. Poker, is my other vice. No wait...beer counts. I am honest. Ya know that "where da hail u find dat" human yer peers slang up awn ya on time? It's dis rite here. Apologies naught for what I bring to the table. I completely understand what I bring to the table. A pretty heart...is what gets that. I sometimes zig when I should zag. I'm unique, just like everyone else. I believe that beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder. I have more different than each other friends, than u. I love my life. I am a confidence builder. I can step(run). I can out dance u/techno/rap). My country-ass accent will definitely fool u. I can't stand country music. I can train a horse start to finish. Caint change the oil to my car. I am random. Sushi.....is good. Sa'll fer now. Was that deep enuf? Was my higher likeness of lightness of being on display there? Gotcha ying yang I-Chi? Hope so. Give Christ credit while yer there.

I don't "date". I meet friends for fun food consummation and glory. You, must be fine. Your heart must be of glory. You must love yourself. You can not be gamey. You must truly believe you are funnier than me all along knowing in your heart, you are not. You can be bi-polar. I prefer not but, I have a large threshold. I've received quite a few emails in the first few days. I'm being selective and my plate is full. If I don't respond...hell...it's a free site! There's someone fer errrbahdee. BTW, I won't email back n forth. I'll talk onda phone with ya. My fingers are tired already.
Oh...catladies (affectioniers) and dog ladies(praise needers) are fine too.