Introspective communication blah blah. Soulmate bla blah mountains beaches blah blah candlelight blah. Honesty integrity humor blah blah bla everything everybody else said blah blah. Floyd The Doors Johnny Cash Frank Sinatra blah blah. When I grow up blah blah before I die blah. You and Me forever Bla Blah. If you get this then you get it... no explanation needed. Oh sorry, I'm not a real doctor. But I play one on TV. Perhaps you'vee seen my character, Dr. Drake Ramoray.
(CHANGE 1) Ok, apparently some explanation IS needed. The above comments are my stream of consciousness response to everything I see in peoples profiles. I thought it was pretty funny the way they all sound so similar. If you didn't think it was funny, OK, at least don't be offended.
Seriously, I'll give you all the most important stuff. Top Three, in order: (1) I can dance like Napoleon Dynamite. (2) I always return shopping carts to their appointed place. And ( 3) I love pistachios. No Fooling, just ask me.
P.S. (the "Dr. Strangelove" reference is from the 1964 movie by the same title starring the late great Peter Sellers.)

My ideal first date would be to form an alliance with you while appearing on the reality show "SURVIVOR: The Maldives" and after we have successfully eliminated all the other contestants and claimed the million dollar prize we would continue the adventure on an around the world cruise until all the money was gone. Or alternatively, if you're hungry we could go grab some Pad Thai. Your call.
P.S. I am actually surprised I haven't had any luck with option 1. I thought an around the world cruise would be great. I guess "Survivor" isn't as popular as it used to be. ( I hope that damn evil Russell gets whats comin to him.)
Anyway, Option 2 is still wide open.