So I guess I'll start with a couple of my redeeming defects and quirks: I can sleep through fire alarms, so alarm clocks are a waste of time. I am the definition of procrastination. I sometimes talk in my sleep, and on occasion will actually be responsive to what people might say to me, but will never remember a thing. I've been hit by 3 cars as a pedestrian, but never even gotten a ticket as a driver - clearly I should be the one in the car. If you touch my feet my reflex action is to kick you in the nose. It's a reflex, honest. I can't control it any more than I can stop myself from breaking into the electric slide when I hear achy breaky heart.

Oh yeah, I guess I should mention here that I'm from Calgary, so enjoy country music skiing and the Flames. Am in my last year of law school at U of T, studying to be a criminal defence lawyer. This career path stemmed from an interest in psycho killers. Not surprisingly, Dexter is my favourite TV show. Definitely contact me if you're a sociopath.

Nothing too exciting. Don't want to do something that's inherently fun, because what does that tell you? I once almost thought I liked the world's most miserable man after a first date to a Leafs game. Then I remembered that I liked hockey and could probably enjoy a hockey game sitting next to 450 lb middle-aged paedophile with male-pattern baldness. I think you get my point.

Or if you really need something more concrete, I've worked out the kinks in getting away with most indictable offences so we could always go on a crime spree.