HI! Don't let the screen name scare you,I needed something clever and witty in a hurry and since males are so equipped with not one but two cerebral cortexes in different anatomical locations, I decided to go with Brain #2,lolol Please have a picture if you try to contact me.I cannot communicate without one.Endless messaging and e-mails are absolutely out of the question because I have a $150 telephone and typing isn't one of my most enjoyable things to do.If you have a moustache or hair sticking out of your chin please don't message me.If you have tattoos and piercings or more metal in your body than i have in the hood of my car please do not message me.If you do not speak english do not message me.If you have abuse,power and control,drinking or drug issues please do not message me.I am sorry i had to write this but if you are still here,kewl!I am way too old to be serious about much of anything,except the people I love.Well educated,medical professional for ever... (yes i have some junk written on a piece of paper with those official looking gold seals,kinda like gold stars...do you remember? )hahaha My expierences in life have educated me so much more than any academics could.Married for 20+ yrs..Divorced for 12 yrs.I am deep,complex,sane,opinionated,constructivly critical,critical,intense,laid back,unlaid(lol).My mind hates morals and values but I possess them nevertheless...sigh(that one was for you mom) I can count the number of beers,cups of coffee and glasses of wine that I have drank in my life on one hand.Drinking is done in moderation,sex is done in excess(yea right)lol
I go to church, only if I get up in time.GOD knows this already..besides everyone turns around and looks atcha when you walk in late.I am an excellant communicator and would LOVE to talk to someone that doesn't use the word "LIKE" in every sentence at least 3 times.Self awareness is useful in my interpersonal,day to day activities of life with others.I have no power/control issues or anger problems because at this late stage in the game I just don't care,lolol Honesty and Integrity is important to me.I like dogs and cats as long as they belong to and live with someone else.I never limit myself musically.I am a wanna be rock star with the ability to read and write music fluently, play keyboards and bass and sing like two cats in a tree.No you will never hear me sing because I just wouldn't do that to anyone I know or don't know.I am a "soon to be" small(very small,lol)business owner and am working hard towards this goal.I am remodeling a mobile home that I am currently living in, in a 55+ mobile home community.(that means it is a "trailer park")Love political correctness don't you? Wouldn't wanna hurt anyone's feelings.Don't get me started.lol I have two adult children and yes the term "adult children" does apply,hehehe,that have diligently already spent my retirement and managed to reproduce a child that defines the word GRAND daughter.I am sorry but there isn't a more ________(insert adjective)child in the world,she is all that,WITH fries,and complete with looks and attitude to get exactly what she wants,when she wants,and as much as she wants from her granpa.
Well I am sure I have left something out and have put way to much time and energy into this suppose'd profile. There is no spell chekker and there is alot to proof read so I think I will just,leave this under construction.....Thank You (for enduring,lol)

First date = Lets go to the moon!It is safer than I-4! Rollercoasters are VERY cool. Anything fun that is not life threatening.Please do not ask me to jump out of a perfectly good airplane. I have been on first dates that were life threatening...after the first 5 minutes I wanted to kill myself.
let's meet by the water.....IN SANFORD! i don't want to drive all the way to cocoa to find out you are 12 years older than the black and white shot of your eyes,or that you are 5000 lbs. bigger than that pic of you standing behind the car,bus,or house. roflmao... ahh yes POF has been full of surprises.A first date is in the moment and not a job interview. I t is a time to actually hear the voice of that person that you have obtained butterflies for.A first date......I would ponder on it for awhile.I could think of a bazillion first dates, every moment should be a first date as far as I am concerned.