WARNING: This will be a little rough at first
First of all, "Forget the picture & read the words".... I'm not a pretty boy parading around in a BMW.... nor will I ever be seen riding on a Harley!! I'm not plastic & I don't have any gold.....so, if that's what you're looking for......happy fishing honey!!

Now, this is who I really am .....lol!!!

I work hard for a living....been at the same job for fifteen years, "should be stable enough by now" & yes... I am very responsible. NO, I have never been arrested, drink very little, do not do drugs, nor do I have any credit issues.

It gets better...I promise!!!

What I am is this...very easy going, one who will stop & help a person in need & also offer a kind word to someone that's feeling down, One who will listen & one who "does" stand on his own!! I know where I am at this point in my life & know where I need to be in the future.

Still with me???

Like everyone else, I love camping!!! I also enjoy cooking & working around the house. Beach trips, dining out/in, concerts, happy hour...cuz everything's cheap!!! BBQ's, dancing....well not really....I look like an out of balance washing machine....during the spin cycle??? Movies, drives, walks, holding hands, kissing, kissing, did I mention kissing??? Junk stores & on and on!! Music...rock, country, blues, jazz & even progressive death metal...yes, "death metal".... my son's band play's this stuff, and I support him!!! I also play guitar....I know....big deal!!! No tat's yet, but there's still time... Ok, so I'm not perfect, and yes, I've done many dumb things in my life....but guess what?? I'm humble enough to laugh at myself .....& learn from them as well!!! I like hobbies, we must have our hobbies!!! I like to have fun & joke around, but can also be serious when needed. I'm a bit sarcastic...as I'm sure even you...have noticed by now!! Oh.....I do my laundry & my toilets are clean...lol

Well....you made it this far...Yeah, almost done!!

I "want" a nice, sweet, honest, kind lady with a great sense of humor & one that's a bit crazy in the head....... to fall in love with...that's right, FALL IN LOVE WITH....remember those feelings you had when you first got married???? Ha... now look at yourself, reading this pathetic bio....Lol!!! One that I can trust & can find humor in most everything that we do together!!! She needs to be able to stand on her own, but also realize that I "will" be there to catch her if she falls!! One that can be romantic, intimate & a little bit naughty......ok.... a lot naughty....Geezzz, chill out, just being honest here :)

Ok...about my kids, I have two of these creatures.....and they "are" my life, and are now grown......well, just about!!! One that is out on her own & one that I'm going to boot out , if he doesn't get off of his b*tt & find a job...Lol!!! I do have two cats & have a soft spot for animals!! Oh......I do have a car....that runs & a house that keeps me warm.....sometimes!!!!

Ok, so at this point, If you're still here reading all of this, you're either amused, disgusted, or somewhat interested!!! So....feel free to write, If not......happy fishing!!!

As a very dear friend of mine once said..."may he rest in peace"...and I quote, The flag has been raised.....you can either salute it, or moon it!!!! Have a nice day!!!

That's for me to know, and you to find out!!! It will be fun... AND SAFE!!! Don't worry....He, He!!!!