I don't know how to tell you this, but... I'm a ninja... My hobbies include levitation and being invisible... I enjoy long walks on the beach, and using my ninja submarine to save endangered species that become entangled in the nets of... eh, forget this. :) I’m a motivated person with a sense of humor. I have an A.S. in Business Administration from Penn State, and I’m working toward my B.S. degree. I’ve had a pretty interesting, non-traditional life, but you’ll have to talk to me to get more details!

Other Info:
- I love all types of animals, especially my two cats.
- I have a black belt, and I like weaponry and stunts. I know this makes me sound intimidating, but I’m not (unless you’re a bad guy). I also enjoy pilates, reading, and anything related to the performing arts.

Who I'm Looking For:
- I would love to meet someone who is creative, intelligent, motivated, and considerate, with good communication skills. (That's you, right?)
- A sense of humor is a must-have for me. (Just don't laugh at my ninja powers - I take them very seriously.)

Who I'm Not Looking For:
- Chainsaw-wielding maniacs.
- One-word message writers.
- Someone who tells me I'm "hott," "fine," or "sexeh." When a guy comments on how I look, I don't write back. Instead, tell me a funny story. If you make me shoot my drink through my nose, you will get a reply, guaranteed.

I'm pretty easy to please - I'm fine with dinner, coffee, ridiculous activities, etc. Comedy and action movies are my favorites, so you'll never get dragged to a chick flick. I would prefer the first date be in a public place - you know, until I'm sure you aren't a psychopath. :)