Hey..you. Yes...you. Thanks for stopping by and checking me out ;) I know it was the sheer attraction that made you do it. It is, after all, hard to pass up a vivacious red head. You know what they say. What? You don't? Well I can't tell you.

Okay enough of the joking around. I'm actually re-writing my profile. I left it there for a week, had a few responses that suddenly dried up faster than a puddle in the Sahara. The funniest responses to messages I got back involved the guy telling me that all the women contacting him on POH was giving him a massive ego stroke. Mmmm yeah I bet.

As you can tell I am a bit sarcastic. But doesn't everyone have that in them? I'm not going to tell you some b.s. about how I don't like drama or games. You've seen that in a hundred profiles. Real people don't do drama and the only games they play are the board variety or the bedroom variety.

I'm very intelligent and I am looking for someone that is equally intelligent. It does not have to be all about "book smarts" either. Someone with common sense, a sense of humor and wicked outlook on life are greatly appreciated. I love watching the Razorbacks. Good or bad season I'm still a fan and I stick by them. I love going to the games or simply catching them on television. I love to read and I write quite a lot. In fact my friend and I are writing our first screenplay. Very interesting stuff.

I'm very eclectic with movies and music. I dig just about everything except: crying movies or techno music. The rest is pretty much fair game. I like to dance. I like to shoot pool and throw darts but I warn you, I'm terrible at both.

So what am I looking for? Someone who is funny, can write an intelligent message, thoughtful, a bit daring and spicy, someone not afraid to say what they want to say.
So if you have come this far in the ad...why not just send a message. I will try to respond to all messages as long as they are written in a format I can understand. Sorry txt talkers...that rules (or should I say rulz) you out. ;) Exceptions can be made though.

A high speed bank robbery where we flee for our lives and live off the millions down in Mexico. I'm joking of course. We can discuss first date after we've exchanged information.