Had to edit my profile, I commented on how entertaining the forums here were when in reality its just a good way to pass some idle time at work. lol Being a typical male I'm not going to write my story on here, just looking for someone fun, laid-back, with an incredibly amazing sense of humor so I dont have to laugh at just my own jokes. ;-)

First dates are always the best. Well first I'd come pick you up right after a long spray tan session so I look all orange and smell extra beachie for you. As I pull up to your house I lay on the horn until you are literally grabbing for the door handle, I give you a stunned look and utter, "oh, sorry I didnt see you there." So we go off to dinner which includes mugging people for their Taco Bell after pretending to pull a hammy in front of their car at the drive-thru. We drive around eating our food as I recount in detail every single aspect of my past relationships to you. If that goes well then its off to my parents house since I would need her approval before I propose, and I'll probably have some laundry to do anyway. By now you are totally in love with me but chances are on the way home from our date I'll want to pass by a nursing home and end up in bed with a woman named Rose who's claim to fame is being the first baby born during the civil war. So how did it go?

*Disclaimer* The poster above is not responsible for other POF members who arent familiar with sarcasm. Truth be told my head hurts just reading the cr.ap I just wrote.