This is realy the part I dislike most about these profiles. I never realy know what to write about myself. Guess I'll go with the "Don't f*** up"-pointers in red....yeah, that seems like a creative idea.

Let's start with my hobbies,....hmmmm, now that I think of it that ain't that easy. I like hanging out with friends, going to parties or clubbing and occasionally I might even engage in some sort of physical activity like snowboarding. that is if my boss isn't whipping my artsy butt to work more.
Now what am I going to tell you about my goals? My primary goal is to not go crazy within the next 5 years, beacause sanity is a full time job in this world. Yes i have a 5 year plan. Yes, I know that is pretty lame. No, I don't think a straight jacket suits me well. Next question please.
Ok I'm starting to feel like I'm in some sort of AA meeting. Talk about yourself...? What makes me unique...? Seriously, I dare you to go find some one weird like me. Sure you might find plenty of weird people, but they're all weird in a different way. Hence making me...and even them, unique, now go on and contest that argumentative chain.
Music, YEAHHHH, now were talking. I like music. Should have listed that up with the hobbies thing, ...meh, who cares. Anyways, I like punk rock, rock, alternative, hardcore....and generally anything that has lyrics that go beyond "uhh baby..." and rock my socks of. Propagandhi, Bad Religion, NOFX,...some Tenacious D to tickle the funnybone,...some Electro and old-school to go crazy dancing. Just a good mix of good music basicaly.

Guess, that's all the red pointers...and they lived happily ever after, the end. ;)

PS: Ich spreche eigentlich deutsch, aber wenn man schon auf einem internationalen Portal sein Senf ablässt, sollte man das auch so tun, dass die Mehrheit es versteht, is klar ne. Sollte irgendetwas davon für meine deutschsprachigen Mitmenschen unverständlich gewesen sein, bitte melded euch, ich rekapituliere das Kapitel "Token 101" auch gerne nochmal auf deutsch.

That depends completely on whom I go on a date with. It would have to be something that is mutualy enjoyable while still giving off some "get to know" atmosphere...I hope I have skillfully conceiled the fact that I have no clue at the moment.