Edit: Here's a couple headlines that I would have liked to use but they don't, you know - work for electronic dating so much -
NOW, MORE THAN EVER
(I guess the joke is - is this the politics of love or the love of politics?)
EVERY EFFORT TO STAY ALIVE REQUIRES A LOSS OF STYLE
(ha ha)

OK, fair's fair, let me try this profile writing business like this - why am I here? I think everybody on these kind of sites should have to answer that. It would be a lot more informative and entertaining than reading that everybody is intelligent, honest and not into games and loves to travel, sincerely. Oh, and the ultra dead-in-the-water fish of "if you want to know more, ask" - isn't that a given?

Anyway,
1. I work weird, i. e. not 9-5, hours. I can't make it to happy hour.
2. My time after work, or outside of work, is taken up with relaxation and the relentless pursuit of my passions, which I will not list here. If you want to know more, ask me - har har har. Yeah, life's funny that way.
3. I am such a clown at meeting women, no joke. I have no super awesome opening lines, I don't have any kind of smooth operator game (other than my cool kung fu silence) and half the time I can't be bothered to get my ass up out my seat once I have sat down to tell you the truth, because once I get comfortable it's a wrap.
4. This online stuff seems, in some far-out ideal, to be a great a concept for meeting someone you'd probably never, never ever meet in this city. It's filled to capacity with people everywhere and we're all going somewhere and going fast and don't have time for anything, right? So why not put into this what I'd hope to get out of it? trouble is, it's jam-packed with crazy! Oof.

So, I think it is safe to say I am thoughtful, polite, respectful, idealistic, an "investigator" personality test-wise, independent and self-sufficient, a super cornball, a flake and a remarkable mix of old-fashioned and post-modern ethics and perspectives.