Hi So I'm pretty sure you've already read through hundreds of profiles of the most dazzling people ever on paper, only to meet them and wish you'd known what is less than stellar about them, so I'll just get right to the bad stuff, and you can assume everything else about me is perfect

I get wrapped up in the night. Something about the moon's glow floods my brain with thoughts and impulses and I'm wired. Not so bad right? Well, this makes me paralyzed in bed in the morning when my alarm goes off. I bargain with a higher power every morning for another hour of sleep...

I put pepper and some kind of hot sauce on almost everything. I probably spend $19 per month on Tapatio

I really like my friends, even if they can't stand me, so even when in a relationship I have to have time to hang out with them. Yes, alone, although there will be plenty of times we will all do things together, but I'm not going to turn into one of those guys that ditches their friends.

If you have pets (especially dogs), I may like them way more than you at first (but only for like the first two years). Don't take it personally

That's all the major stuff. Otherwise, like stated above, I'm perfect

About you...in this city with a higher proportion of artificial people, you should be honest, sincere, and mature (mentally, not physically...please be under 31ish please!). Hopefully you know what you want and won't settle for less, because I won't either.

Ok, I'll talk to you soon!