Hello thanks for clicking on me, I’ll try and make this as quick and painless for you the reader as possible. I’m a cool, normal guy. I like to watch football games, live music, drink cold beer, BBQ brisket, workout, play pool, listen to rock music, and a million other ‘guy’ things. I’m not much of a hunter but I’ll fish with you all day long! I like holding hands, long passionate kisses that last for days, getting cozy by a raging fire and just about anything else we can dream up.

But let’s talk about you for a second. I’m a sucker for the girl next door in a baseball cap and jeans. Sorry I don’t think this is shallow either but I have to be attracted to you physically 1st. Trust me what’s inside is as equally important to me. Know what I mean Vern? If you can make me laugh you’re a shoe in!

And I hate to do this without sounding negative, but there are a few things I’ve discovered along this whacky, sometimes bizarre dating journey that are deal breakers for me and are worth mentioning. If you like to play Facebook footsies with other men or any other form of online games move along please. If you have a ton of ‘guy friends’ that would never want to have sex with you take a hike… with them. Other turn offs include bitter men-haters, packrats, liars, and hypocrites. Also, if you can’t have a few beers without going into female dog mode then we are not going to match.

OK well there you have it. If I sound like a guy you might want to meet then drop me a line sometime! My name is Steve. Have a nice day!

Somewhere quite where we can talk an get to know each other.