Allow myself to introduce... myself. Im the guy who got sooo drunk at a full moon party in thailand, i pissed myself whilst walking hand in hand along the beach with a very attractive eastern european girl. I knew i needed to go but i just went anyway and in my drunken stupor, as an attempt for a cover up, i persueded her to come into the sea with me to cool down, making out i was really hot! Anyway i had my camera, phone & ipod in my pockets and now they dont work. That's the most embarressing thing that ever happened to me, and now that you know that- we can talk about anything.

First date? it doesnt matter, get the first one out the way. Then on the second date, we could go to the Zoo and eat ice cream (i'll have a zap) and laugh at the monkeys! Third date, a pub lunch or something so i can check you dont have any bizaare eating habits... and on the fourth date you better put out.