I'm pessimistic, narcissistic, insecure and i am so afraid of intimacy that everyone of my relationships has been a self sabotaged journey into a black hole of misery and despair. Looking for all that to change and with help from the right woman i think that's very attainable. On a positive note i have my owen hair and teeth and am dynamite at french kissing!

Crazy golf and pizza, what else is there!? If that failed then i'd hire a boat and take it out on a loch somewhere, make a picnic with champagne, chocolate and strawberrie's then later that night go out clubbing to show off my silky dance moves.