The Geoffrey (Geoffentacious Niceassicus) is a homosapien native to North America. It is the world’s fanciest nocturnal primate, and is characterized by its unique method of getting down; it prowls about it's habitat in search of a good time.
The Geoffrey is the world’s best video gamer, and dwells predominantly on the couch in the living room. It weighs about 165 lbs, with the groin contributing to about 80% of the entire weight. Other than super cool cute chicks, Geoffrey's exhibit no sexual interest in members of the opposite sex...

The adult Geoffrey has a constantly changing state of mind and never settles on one style long. The Geoffrey's face houses bright green luminous eyes. Its genitals and ass are very round and large. These features contrast its skinny body, and are the likely cause of why ****es be hatin'. The Geoffrey's hands are arguably its best feature. Much like other primates, it possesses opposable thumbs. The hands have been the cause of many disputes as to whether or not they are filled with pure gold.

The Geoffrey lives primarily in suburbs of Cleveland. Its natural habitat is deep in the heart of the south, but may live in cultivated areas due to boredom. City Geoffreys, the most common, dwell in shitty apartments, and are usually sighted at corner stores and dive bars. The Geoffrey sleeps during the day in nests surrounded by felines.