The REAL meaning of your interests...

Bon fires = Flame on the stove
Nice dinners = McDonalds
Travel = Trip to the mall
Romance = watch Jerry Springer
Hanging out with friends = Standing in line for a Walmart grand opening
Wine = Ripple
Sporting Events = Truck pull
Dressing up = Clean jeans
Cuddling = Fighting
Dancing = Running to the bathroom
Cooking = Microwaving TV dinners
Camping = Red Roof Inn
Theater = Getting tickets to Jerry Springer
No Drama = Love drama
Hiking/Biking/Walking = Up to 7-11 for beer
Festivals = Beer tents
I wont sleep with you on the 1st date = unless you buy me dinner and supersize it
I like younger guys = It will never happen except for a one night thing. Young guys want younger girls

Some free Advice
Are you looking for a christian man? Go to Christian Singles dot com.
Are you looking for a physically fit man? Go to Fitness Singles dot com.
Are you looking for a broke-ass-married-man-looking-to-get-laid? WELCOME TO POF.
Are you looking for a younger guy because you have low self-eestem problems who is unemployeed, lives in his mom's basement with no future? WELCOME TO POF.

These questions on here are freaking funny! "Do I have a car?" um... ah yea! Why dont they ask "Do I live in my mom's basement and have a mullet?"

Reality check ladies!!! There are a number of MIDDLE AGED women on this site who want a man 10+ years younger. Well hun... lets do the time travel ahead and see what happens OK? We are now in those retirement years. YAY!!! You chose a younger man who never made anything of himself but he sure looked good once. You are still supporting him and yourself which is stressing your income. The fun is gone. His looks have faded. His stomach has grown. His hairline has receeded. He doesnt look so good anymore. He needs viagra :). And you are now in your senior years realizing you screwed up. You finally will divorce him and of course your 401K and other items such as the house, car, etc... will be half his according to law. That kinda sux when you are a senior. Oh... your friends.... they made good choices for a mate. They are financially secure and are enjoying life while you are still working living paycheck to paycheck. Oh yea... you run into him after the divorce at a store while shopping for items for your new place (a used single wide) and the first thing he says "Welcome to Walmart." Good luck with finding that younger man :)

I have dogs. Too many - I lost count! They are allowed on the furniture and the sleep on the beds. Sometimes under the covers but they always use pillows. If you kiss them watch out - they may slip you the tongue especially after they licked their a$$. They travel all over the country (and Canada) in their motorhome and sometimes they ride shotgun in the passenger seat. If they could drive I would allow them. We may try it soon. One of them is itching to drive. He keeps grabbing the wheel. They do not like cats. Do you blame them? You got a cat? GO AWAY! My oldest will throw a tempter tantrum if he doesnt get his way. I find it comical but sad at times. Remember we are talking dogs here! They eat ice cream and love McDonalds. They hate squirrels. Do you blame them? One of my girls can catch birds. Dang bird dogs! They have yuppie names. Who cares! We celebrate their birthdays big time. Yes there is lots of hair. Did you forget these are long haired bird dogs! They hate door-to-door salesmen. Do you blame them? They really hate those religious zealots who knock on your door on Saturday morning preaching while you are trying to sleep in. I send my males after those peskey bible beaters. OMG! You guessed it! I have dogs that HATE CATS!!! Still interested? Probably not. LMAO!!!!!!

I am a single white somewhat professional male, easy going, laid back, and sometimes SHY. My origin is half German and half British decent. I am a jeans and t-shirt type guy - not the executive type but kind of geeky. I like thrift stores, haunted houses (supernatural), dog shows, horses, mopeds, dives, vintage convertible Cadillacs, Canada, my Toyota motorhome, SciFi, southern states, doing nothing, ect...

Now to separate me from the losers... I am NOT married and have no girlfriend. I have MY own home in Troy so I dont live in mom's basement. I am a business owner so I go to work each day. I dont have to mention having a car do I? I have never used drugs. I rarely drink but if McCain won I would have started. And of course no mullet but if you have a pink one that is ok. LOL

I will save you some time - if you like to travel aboard, like harleys, serial date, attend church, have cats, live more then 45 minutes from Troy... then I am NOT your type - but good luck to you.

DO NOT EMAIL ME IF YOU OWN A CAT(S) - GO ONTO THE NEXT PROFILE. I AM ALLERGIC TO THEM.

Go to Vegas and get married at a drive thru Chapel with Elvis doing the ceremony

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Go to a nice flea market, then off to Burger King (dutch treat of course), and then sex in the back of my Ford Tempo! How does that sound? YUMMY!!!
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First a monster truck pull at the Pontiac Silverdome, all you can eat fish fry dinner at a church, and then drinks at a Stripper Bar. Gotta love that one. Maybe church after the bar:)))

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Go back to your place to check your POF emails and of course spend the remainder of the night there - hours online so you can chat with your POF friends. WOW!!! What fun. Sad thing its true with some of you.

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Go to your homies crib in the hood to score some killer shyt, smoke some, drive, get pulled over by the fuzz and spend time in jail. YEA!!! Makes for a good impression on the first date

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Meet across the street from the closest Starbucks...call in a bomb threat and watch all the wild-eyed POFer's run out. Take pictures and blackmail any and all of the cheaters.

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Fine dining in a dumpster. Then pan handling enough cash for some Ripple wine. Later, fight with bums in a alley, sleep on a park bench and finally wake up in a jail cell with a wicked hangover. GAWD that sounds like a fun date!!!!

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Golf ~ my fav ~ But only in the winter with a 9 iron. I launch frozen dog turds into the park behind my house. I am really getting good at it. Maybe I can teach ya. LOL!

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Go to a Celebrity Deathmatch event where Vince (shamwow) fights Flo (progressive insurance)