If you don't know me then sit down, get comfortable and if you are real lazy, have someone read this to you. My "about me" profile is deep. It is a real mind teaser. I will explain to you how I saved a small country in Africa from a ferocious lion. I will then explain to you how I was able to fight off a man eating great white shark while lost at sea. I will end strong with a poem that would make the heavens sing and the angels shed a tear. If you thought for one second that I was going to type the rest of my life then you have something coming to ya! Jeepers. If you want to know me bad enough then rent the movie, buy the bio or just say hello.