A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.

The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."





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Going out on a blind date can be nerve-wracking - what if she doesn't like you? What if you don't like her? What if the person who set you up was apparently deaf, dumb and blind? Or what if - what if it all works out beautifully? Instead of over-thinking your next blind date, simply keep a few pointers in mind to help make the event as successful as possible.
One of the first things you need to remember when it comes to blind dates is that you never know who you could meet and where or when. Even if the person setting you up has notoriously bad taste, they may have just found you a diamond in the rough who will perfectly compliment your life.
Don't worry about spending excessive amounts of time impressing her before the big date, either. Use any contact time you have with her pre-blind date to simply set up the logistics for the event. If you spend too much time on the phone, you may simply end up psyching yourself out. Likewise, don't check up on your blind date ahead of time - this is one instance where you have to go in, literally, blind and come to your own opinions and conclusions.
Planning the perfect first date with someone you've never met before can be extremely stressful. If you discover halfway through dinner that you can't stand your date, but you've already planned out an entire evening, leaving would be both awkward and uncouth. Having a friend rescue you with an "emergency" phone call would also be way too cliché. Instead, arrange to meet in a more casual environment, like for a few drinks at a bar, or for coffee. Then, if something develops, you can make additional plans.
Keep your blind date as low key as possible to maximize your comfort and enjoyment. Having to get dressed up or head to a trendy event with someone you've just met won't make your night conducive to making a love connection. Taking her to a place that's filled with your friends will probably just turn out to be awkward.
It's hard not to build the picture of an ideal woman in your head, but important blind date advice to remember is to go into the evening with an open mind. Then, when you've had a chance to spend time with her, you may find that she's more like your dream date than you ever would have thought. While on your blind date, keep the focus entirely on the two of you getting to know each other. This means you'll have to block out outside distractions like running into friends or taking calls on your cell phone.
Most importantly, be yourself on a blind date. Be respectful of your date - this isn't the time to launch into raunchy jokes - and simply try to enjoy the time you spend together. There's love hiding around every corner and so with patience and a positive attitude, as well as taking valuable blind date advice, you may experience a match made in heaven.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a nice guy like me for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S active relativity of time.