Here's something you haven't heard before.....

I hate to laugh and have fun...
I hate sports, movies and all music.....oh...and TV...
I pretty much hate all sexes, races, religions, ethnic groups and -isms.
I hate all sizes and shapes...
I hate books and magazines.....
I hate food and drinks...
I hate walking, running, jogging, driving, public transportation, unicycling, bicycling, boating, surreying, and flying.
...therefore, I hate traveling.....

Oh...and I hate sharing, caring, hugs, kisses, balloons, puppies, chocolate, cake and ice cream.....and kitty cats.....

So....
Let's get some dirt out of the way since it will come out on the first date anyway..I was married at a young age and we slowly drifted apart..had a little boy (maybe to make things better..but it didn't work)..then got divorced....now I'm single and have been for 2 years.

I'm a teacher during the school year and also run a successful business on the side...in the summer I stay busy by doing jobs that are physically active.
I try to keep myself in decent shape whether it's racquetball, martial arts, lifting or other activities (I used to play semi-pro football and still built like one of those strongman competition guys..but I'm told that I'm a big teddy bear). Don't let my appearance fool you, though..I can maintain a conversation as well on a variety of different subjects.

Anyway...I never tried crack, heroin, coke or LSD....never been to jail....haven't killed anyone yet...I don't worship the devil...I think the I-pod is the greatest invention since the cotton gin...I laugh equally as much when I watch either "The Cable Guy" or "The Exorcist"....I can easily be convinced to sing Karaoke...I don't "Share the Road"....I think the guys on this site that have pictures with their shirts off are gay....The cheesesteak is by far the perfect food (All 4 food groups)....Dive bars are underrated.....and so is sitting in and renting a DVD....MAC is better than PC....I like flavored soda....I take showers hotter than the ones that dirty dishes take.....I am cranky if I don't get a nap....I throw a nasty curve.....I'm the one that keeps you out late at night on a school night, and the one that drags you away from work for happy hour when you had no intention of going..... I will do a cannonball into the pool if you're eating close to the edge......and.....I'm the one you'll have a great time with ;)

As what I'm looking for....I guess I'm still not sure.......but I'm open to anything with the right person....

A meal of food, perhaps an adult beverage or 2.........maybe we could even go to Woolworths for a grilled cheese sandwich and a parakeet.