I'll try to keep this short and sweet.

I'm a single father of two. I like to do new things, life is short, play hard. I have a good steady job, a house and 2 cars. At this point in my life I'm no longer trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up, I'm already there. I have a full head of hair and none on my back. I have a flat stomach and like to work out. I am by no means a big muscle guy, I just try to stay healthy. I'm funny and like to joke around a LOT. I'm clean cut and not a slob. I like women without drama and are honest, as I am honest and loyal. They also have to put up with my sarcasm!

Some things about me that you might not like. I'm short, 5'7" on a good day. I don't have a lot of free time with the kids, work, mowing the lawn etc. but I try. I'm brutally honest. If you think those pants make your ass look fat, you might not want to ask me my opinion. :)

Fun facts about Mike:

-I love to play golf and guitar but I'm bad at both.
-I've lived in Europe.
-I hate eggs, mushrooms and mayo.
-I was a Deputy Sheriff once.
-I speak a little German.
-My kids are smarter than your kids.
-I drive a fast car.
-I like to skydive and rappel even though it scares the s*&% out of me!
-I don't like the state of Missouri.
-I do like Texas, south Carolina and Georgia.
-My 3 year old's favorite band is Slipknot, she cries if I don't play them in the car.
-My favorite band is Slipknot, but I also like Simon and Garfunkle.
-I didn't vote for Obama.
-My idea of a triathlon is golf, darts and bowling.
-I like to skinny-dip, when it's warm outside.
-My kids come first, always!
-Unfortunately I'm a Seahawks fan. Hang in there guys.
-I've been in the Army about 15 years.
-I met Hillary and Chelsea Clinton once. That's a very funny story.


I'm on here with no expectations and would entertain anything from a booty call to a serious relationship, depending on the person. Hey, at least I'm being honest. I just like to meet new people. I have much to offer and love to talk and share my many funny stories and experiences. I also like to take away from others experiences, there's always something you could learn from meeting someone new. E-mail me if you have any questions. Thanks for looking!

I have no idea, it depends on who I'm with. Golf? Skydiving? Dinner? tattoos? Whatever, you can have a good time doing almost anything if the company is right, or alcohol is involved!