Hello ladies -
Allow me to introduce myself - my name is Ron and you should know from the beginning that I have never had an STD - never claimed to be Jesus or even hang out with him - I have not made love to a Billy goats gruff or sold carnations in the airport - I have never played a docotor on TV but I do enjoy a good cup of coffee - Unlike Dr. Welby, I am not an alcoholic and have never committed suicide.
I like to eat skittles with my wine no matter what meal it is replacing and have mad love-making skills that I am not afraid to use. The winner of this auction will learn this first hand so be prepared to bid!. This IS an auction - right? I signed up on POF mainly because I heard there would be snacks - not because I am seeking my "Soul-Mate" or maid or any kind of LOVE CONNECTIION. I do believe however that one can never have too many friends.

I'm a honest, sincere & passionate guy with a variety of interests and hobbies. I enjoy outdoor activities such as dragon slaying and joust as well as hiking and building arks. Other examples come to mind but I should save something to talk about later.

I DO have a serious side to my personality but I only use it when absolutely necessary. I always laugh a lot & make sure that those around me are laughing as well. I have yet to see a face I couldn't easily bring a smile too - if you are not scratching your head right now asking, "WTF?" then chances are I made you smile too.

How about a "getting to know you" picnic - a short hike on a long trail - a soft blanket laid out in of a lush new (insect-free) meadow - the trickle of a nearby stream - subtle enough to allow for the croaking salutations of a happy toad - gingham pattern material over a straw picnic basket - inside would be warm baguettes, fresh fruits & delicous cheeses bursting with the invigorating aromas and flavors complimentary to a GOOD bottle of wine, Red or White.

OR
We could grab a six-pack of cold ''Old-Style' bottles and harass the hobos down at the railroad yard. Either one of these activities would provide an atmosphere conducive to a stimulating conversation.