Ok! Here goes nuthin':

I'm a very honest guy, sometimes brutally so... but you will always know where you stand with me.
I can make you the best grilled cheese ever using only 1 skillet... and not burn the kitchen black in the process.
I separate my whites from my darks from my colors... and yes, I do my own laundry!
I try not to take myself so seriously all the time... life is way too short for that.
I'm 100% Italian, but I'm not the tank-top-undershirt-wearin', dripping-with-gold-blingin', joey bag-o-donuts type of guy... capeesh?
I'm on the beach a lot, so I run & lift weights to try to look good in my board shorts... but I will never be mistaken for a Calvin Klein underwear model!
I can give you the best massage... it will almost put you to sleep, but in a really, really good way.
I've been described as kind of eccentric, but in a good way, I think... I'm still wondering if that's a compliment or not?
I can be really sarcastic at times... but my comments are usually followed by a smile.
If you're hanging out with me, you will at some point be laughing your ass off... for the most part, laughing with me, but more often than not, laughing AT me!

Looking for friends first... then let's see what happens.

Something simple... coffee, drinks, maybe lunch. We can always solve the healthcare crisis and bring peace to the Middle East on our 2nd date!