I've only been on this site for a short time but I think I'm doing something wrong, so I'm trying this part again.

I'm not exactly sure how I'm supposed to fit my personality into this tiny little box but I'm going to try. I am a study in contradictions, and I like it that way. I love myself, and I love my life ... Which I think are the two most important things I can say. But since they probably aren’t the two most important things you'll want to read, let me see what else I can come up with. I guess I should start with this … Dallas Clark (GOOO COLTS!!!!) is the most magnificent man to ever walk the planet … LOL I also know I'm never going to be lucky enough to have even a moment in his glorious presence ... so now I'm looking for someone that can give me that same euphoric high LOL

Obviously I have a unique sense of humor, a little dry, a little sarcastic, and sometimes just downright goofy. I love music, art, reading, bugs, food, wine, and sex and no I don’t really like bugs I was just checking to make sure you were still paying attention...I scream like a girl if one touches me, .. Oh wait I am a girl. I talk a lot ... quite the chatterbox really... My mind is always going in 10 directions at once. My thought process is something like that game 7 steps to Kevin Bacon... except I'm the only one who knows what steps 2-6 are, and sometimes I'm not even sure how I got there. I love to read, just about anything I can get my hands on, and I’m a fantastic cook too. I LOVE LOVE LOVE music but I can’t pick a favorite band or type of music because there's just too much to choose from.

I think that life is to be lived, not thought about being lived. I want to do anything I can to have fun. I'm willing to try anything twice!! I could make that same cliché list here of all the things I like to do, but really everyone says the same thing, so why should I bother? I will admit I'm horrible at making decisions as to what to do or where to go. I'm so easygoing I can have fun doing anything, not everyone else is the same way, so I prefer it if someone else decides what we are doing at least for the first few times. Of course if I suggest something I really want to do, and it's not something you are into, I would hope you could tell me that.


I would call myself an independent thinker ... I'm pretty intelligent and I like to use that to stay involved in my surroundings ... I don’t care what you believe, just that you have an informed opinion. I don’t really like band wagon jumpers. I think that people need to be able to agree to disagree. I'm NOT religious… actually I think that organized religion is evil and just there for control of the masses.

I don’t think that what I'm looking for is all that involved but it seems to be impossible to find. I want someone that wants me as much as I want them, that is caring, HONEST and forthright. I think that life should be a partnership and that your best friend should be your lover. I want to LIKE the person I'm with, not just love them. I'm NOT and I'm NEVER going to be June Cleaver or any other old-fashioned housewife ...so if that's what you are looking for then you might as well start looking somewhere else.


Some of the things that impress me are: honesty, intelligence, and a great sense of humor. I love to laugh. If you have ever met Dallas Clark, if you know who he is, if you like that I know who he is LOL

Some of the things that are huge red flags are: if you've ever asked a 12yr old for his phone number, someone who continuously flakes on plans, if you won’t meet my friends or my family, if you don’t have a car, if you don’t have a job, if you have ever done more than recreational drugs (as defined by ME)... if you are close minded or super religious.If your main profile picture has obviously had someone else cut out of it or has multiple people in it. If you have kids and don’t take care of them, and there's a lot more to taking care of a kid then paying child support.

So IF you've finished my novel, and are still interested in meeting me, then send me an e-mail.

I dont really know ... I think a first meeting should be coffe or something simple and I dont think the first time you meet someone you should consider it a date... but I think dates should be adventures .... and lead you where they lead you. My only thought is that they should be fun!! I'm not going to limit myself by saying that there is a certian criteria that has to be met.