I know what you're thinking. O-m-g, he only has one picture. The way I look at it is like this... women are 80% crazy so I'd rather not have a bunch of pictures of myself on this page so they can look at me from different angles and recognize me out and about. I don't wish to be stalked in any fashion. It's not fun, the cops laugh at a man who is afraid of a woman ducked down in hedges, and it's just flat out creepy.

I rant. I'm extremely sarcastic. If you can put up with that, there might be hope for you yet, but be warned..I'm not for the faint of heart or anyone who's skin is made out of weaker material than leather.

I don't speak in ebonics because I like to pronounce my syllables. I like music that I can understand and relate to on some level. So a lot of that rap music about selling crack and pimping a hoe while slapping her until her nose bleeds and then proceeding to 'skeet' on her belly, I'm not really into that. I also ABHOR techno.

I love the Yankees, I don't surf, and I play acoustic guitar. I'm a horrible Californian and even worse stereotype of the 'black guy'. No seriously, look!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydFDOVEdi84