Born in Russia. Grew up in/around NYC. Just moved here a couple months ago for grad school to study brains (I git paid to go to school.) When I'm not studying I'm mostly playing music (rock/funk/blues/hiphop/jazz/bossa nova),watching nonsense comedy television, working out, or just sitting around with a beer. I also enjoy stealing cars. I read a lot, travel a lot, say stupid things a lot, make fun of myself for the stupid thing i just said a lot, and can probably make you laugh whether or not you thought any of these particular stupid things were funny. I also will apply to become an astronaut when I finish grad school. That last one was not one of the stupid things.







p.s. if you thought the stealing cars part was serious we probably won't get along.