For fun, I have added some of my favorite movie references to my profile. You get extra points if you can find them all. They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time this works, every time.

I’m intelligent, emotional, honest and sincere. I am not a Lawho-zaher. I can also be funny and sarcastic with good friends. I appreciate the finer things in life but can do with roughing it. I believe in words like honor, respect, loyalty and truth. I enjoy good conversation with others; I’m great listener if you want to talk. I’m very sensitive to other people if they are to me. Sometimes I can be sensitive even if you’re mean. Other times I can be really mean when you want me to be sensitive. I can be mean when you're mean, I digress….

I am a self employed business professional specializing in the Information technologies consulting for medical offices. Yeeea, some times i have to work on Saturdays too. I have plenty of free time and i really enjoy my schedule. In addition, I'm in command of 18 competitively selected super-perfect physical specimens with an average age of 24.6 who have been locked up in hyperspace for 378 days.

I have two beautiful children that I totally adore. Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is. They live with me part time in my home in Godfrey IL, Jack is 9 years old and Isabel is 7. Besides my children the most important item for me is my business.

When I relax I will read internet news, watch a movie or very occasionally TV. Sometimes i take out my Durango '95, it purrs away a in a real horrowshow - a nice, warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts. I own a small speed boat and in the summer I like to go out on the Mississippi and Illinois rivers. I like to dock the boat and go eat at the Loading Dock in Grafton, Barefoot or other restaurants along the river. I like to take the kids to the parks, the zoo or the museum. Sometimes we go out to six flags; then, when we get 10 minutes from the effen fun park, they all want to bail out. I am also interested in taking care of my house, lawn.

I’m at home in the kitchen and I really enjoy cooking. I usually milk the cat before cooking, Did you know that you can milk just about any thing with nipples. It’s hard to cook for just yourself, hint hint. Don’t get the impression that I cook a gourmet dish every day. I make something special once or twice a week; it just depends on how I feel.

I want close with some of the negative stuff about me so that you don't have to waste your time writing me just to find out these things.

I'm typically clean shaven. I shower daily and some days twice. I'm not a neanderthal, cro magnon with the protruding brow, if that's what your looking for, keep moving. I'm not real hairy. I wear shirts often. Im not military.

We would go to a coffee shop or dinner at a restaurant. Possibly we can go get a Big Kahuna Burger.