ABSOLUTELY NO GUYS!!!! (go **** yourself) Don't bother me at all!!! I'm a typical Taurean who loves the little things in life. I love the outdoors, sun showers, autumn rainbows, traveling, hiking, fishing, camping, beautiful beaches,the smell of fresh cut cedar, cuddling, animals, hand written letters, music with inspirational messages, amazing sunsets, people with beautiful souls, happy children, epiphanies, beauty, capturing perfect moments, romance, eating good food, comfy restaurants, making money, generous amounts of sleep, and capturing everything obtainable in my path... Keeping in shape, smiles from strangers, kissing girls;) I'm a sexual deviant, enjoying life! I'm the girl your mommy warned you about, I'm a slob, I have a mouth like a sailor, I burp and fart in public and laugh at it, I'm a vocabulary thief, I jump to conclusions, I snatch kids bags at Halloween, I steal veggies from the neighbors garden, I attack his precious roses with the weed whacker, I'm passive aggressive, I make up my own rules, I'm always right, I shoplift and change prices on items, I hate kids and I make them cry, I'm an ass grabber (especially with strangers), I pick my nose and flick it at the wall, I run with scissors, I drink out of the milk carton (even at friends homes), I get into bar fights, I steal tips at the bar, I wear clothes and bring them back to the store, I put my feet on the table, I switch old shoes for new ones at DSW and Payless, I graze off the shelves at supermarkets, I sifen gas out of cars for mine, i cut in line for the equipment at the gym, i bite into every chocolate and put it back in the box to find the caramel ones, I love playing with fire, I put things back where they don't belong, I cut people off on the highway, I flip off grandpa, I throw rocks at cars, I catch fish and drop kick them back into the water, I tease wild animals at the zoo, I bring empty ink cartridges to the store and replace them with new ones and walk out, I open up every cereal box to find the toy that I want, I ride kids bikes through Walmart while weaving in and out of the rounders as the manager chases us, I change the channel when it's not my tv and people are watching it, I double dip chips, I run my finger through the icing, I ask to sample other peoples food at restaurants, I sniff girls panties, I try to get 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink, I reject roast beef curtains, I pick other peoples noses and eat it (especially coke snots), I hummmmm in my sleep, I'm orally fixated, My spe;lling sucks, I cut in conversations, I crinkle wrappers in the movies, I masturbate while driving, I sweep everything under the rug, I answer questions with questions, I ignore the obvious, Don't pay attention to detail, I cut people down, I pray on peoples weaknesses, I run down up Escalators , I drive over every pot hole when someone has to pee, I'm not embarrassed to flash my tits and ass for free drinks, I pick at all the fruit and olives at the bar as if it was my own personal buffet, I dig deeper than recommended in my ears with q-tips, I touch things when people and signs say not too, I put curse words in wet cement, I rip off tags on mattresses, I leave my hair on the wall in the shower, I leave the door open when I leave (YES! I do live in a barn and your the jackass I feed everyday), I look directly into the light, I order more than I can eat, I wax my body(even in places I shouldn't), I aim at gofers when I golf, I shake carbonated beverages before opening them, I park in handi- caped parking and limp away, I hide in bushes and bark at people passing by, I push shopping carts as if I was retarded to compensate for the wobble of the broken wheel, I'll feed your dog cat food, I put ugly pictures of people in my sugar jar to keep the ants away, I take a huge sh*tand leave it for the next schmuck to discover it, I eat all the red jelly beans, I always order an extra meal and pillows on the airplane, I lick off all the cheese from Doritoes and put them back in the bag, I never refill the ice tray, I stomp on a clean floor with my dirty sneakers, I drive really fast through puddles when people are waiting for the bus, I drive the wrong way down a one way street, I hold the door open for people until they are just about close enough and I walk away from it, I steal pie that people leave in the window to cool, I'm a BAR-B-QUE whore, I crash frat parties just to steal beer, I dress like a bum and get free spaghetti dinners from church, I touch strippers when I feel necessary, I'll drink and eat your food when you're not looking, I drive though red lights, I litter at every chance to make sure my highway taxes are at work, I bite my toe nails, I'm a social butterfly, and a typical flirt, I don't do serious, I'm not afraid to smack ****es in the mouth, I push people into the pool, I'll knock school books out of kids hands, I piss in public places, I drop in on other peoples waves, I kick up sand when I walk past, I pick peoples wedgies, I'm addicted to squeezing nipples, I cheat on my taxes, I don't pay my debts on time, (or even at all), I'm always late, I have an excuse for everything, Accusing, Confusing and Refusing, I'll shave your dogs balls, I'll constantly shock you...

my ideal of a first date would be anything the lady would love to do or explore.. I love to please women, so anything she wants; skies the limit =)

for me, if you want me to be comfortable and happy from the inside... take me to a petting zoo... I am like a little kid and I love the hands on activity... animals make me soo happy... I will shine =)