*The next person who puts his/her water rafting photos is a retard. Seriously*

That double chocolate cake you cant have coz you are watching your waist...

That fancy new thingamajig you cant buy coz ur wallet has a big hole...

That dog you always wanted to have but couldnt coz ur dad had allergies...

That joke you always wanted to tell but no one found it funny...

That dream which you always had but were too embarassed to tell others...

I am probably not all that.