I am a free spirit who takes responsibility for everything that happens in my life, good or bad. I am passionate, and I love life in all its manifestations. It took me a while to figure out who I am and what I want. Today, I am probably one of the happiest people in this world. And now I want you in my life because everything tastes better when you get to share it.
Now...take what I wrote above and turn it around to get an alternative view: I am a stubborn unruly retard who insists on always being right, and bent on total world domination. I am neurotic and have a short fuse. I get excited easily and bounce off the walls after one cup of coffee. And now I want you in my life so you can witness it all.

P.S. I am an ex-commie, I am fluent in sarcasm and know how to change oil/filter/brake pads/etc. on my bikes.

Doesn't really mater, does it. It's not "what" but "who" that makes all the difference, right? A simple cup of coffee with someone fun can turn into an exciting evening! Too much planning can ruin it.

However. If there is no sky diving, racing of all sorts of fast vehicles and swimming with sharks on the first date, you will have to promise me that you will do it all on the second or third date. Pleeeeeeezzz?

And, boys, seriously: no picture = no reply. If you can't figure out how to upload your photo or do not want anyone to see your picture, there is something very wrong with you. A simple matter of safety and courtesy. Thank you for understanding.