I'm going to try reducing myself to a few sentences in the eternal hope that someone will find some of this amusing...

I'm a pretty big fan of David Bowie, the Beatles and my favourite rockstar of all, Martin Heidegger.

I like most of the films that people with black rimmed glasses enjoy. If you also like these films, then you might wear black rimmed glasses.

I like watching infomercials. Right now my favourite is that ultra magic bullet. Who needs salad that fast? That's ridiculous!

I play musical instruments! I do not play the guitar, so if you're looking for someone to softly sing Jack Johnson songs to you, I am not your guy. I can, however, play you a funky bass line.

I wake up most mornings to the song "sex machine" for the best reason of all- James Brown tells me to "get up ah, get on up!"

Anyway, Im pretty into girls, so if you happen to be one, I bet I'd be interested.

Stay Classy!

I'd do a lot for a first date. More for a second.