What to say? I am equal parts boy and man, lover and fighter, easy-going and fierce. I have a big heart, love everyone until proven otherwise, and I am accepting of many things I can neither control nor understand. I like substantial conversations, candlelight dinners, walks on the beach... actually, I've never walked on the beach, so I don't really know about that one. Those who wish to delve further can message me. If not good luck, and may the hair on your toes never fall out!

Well, I suppose we could go to a nice restaurant, where the evening might begin with awkward silences. And then, as the evening wears on, you might begin to drink a little more than you should, thus causing a scene and attracting the attention of your ex-boyfriend who happens to be stalking us, forcing us outside the restaurant where we might encounter a female mugger. Then your ex might wrestle the revolver away from the mugger, then train the weapon on me, forcing me to do weird things like the moonwalk. I then might somehow wrestle the gun way from your ex-boyfriend at the exact time that the police arrive and, seeing the gun in my hand, arrest me, forcing you to post my bail and marry your ex-boyfriend in exchange for his testimony on my behalf...
On, second thought, a horseback ride might be nice:)