Hi. I'm some freakishly shy chick that spends time squirreling myself away in my room, reading, being quiet, making fun of people with my roommate, playing with my cat, and writing love poems to astronomical bodies. I probably have the same opinions about sex as your 90 year old maiden aunt. I'd like to meet someone with a ridiculous amount of honesty and morality, and good amount of nerdiness as well. You should also like cats and not be the type of person who would confuse astronomy with astrology. I know being socially-inept and on a dating website doesn't really entitle you to be picky, but, I am anyways. Therefore, if I ignore your message, it means...um...I've ignored your message.


In the interest of transparency, I have never had a good sexual experience. In my life. Ever. Still interested?

Talking and walking. I love talking and walking. AT THE SAME TIME! Holy crap, I'm exciting. I find it's the best and least awkward way of getting to know someone. Staring at each other across the table trying to come up with something non-stupid to say is infinitely more awkward. Or, you can take me to Enceladus to go geyser watching. Either or.