I'm relaxed and easygoing by nature. I try to live as socially and environmentally responsible as I can. I try to make the best and most caring decisions I can. Have I made mistakes and stumbles along the way? Nope, not one. Do I punch puppies, kittens , and babies in the face any chance I get? Yeah, sure do. They can't fool me with their "we're so cute" act...I know what's really up. Have I been incarcerated 8 times for selling crack to schoolchildren? Hell yeah, I feel that our youth need to be protected and cared for and I was TRYING to be a safe and friendly avenue for them to buy their crack. It's unfortunate that the justice system doesn't hold children in such a high regard as I do. I beleive that inclusion, not exclusion, is the key to happiness and peace in all arenas.

My best friend if my dog, Red. I'm a pretty chill movie junkie from monday to friday but on the weekends I like to let my hair down, put on some fun pumps and a sexy but sensible skirt and let loose! Uhhhh, I mean I like to party pretty hard most weekends with my bros...

Recently I realised how unhappy I was in my career, regardless how lucritive it was, I decided to quit my job and go back to school. I'm now working towards being something that I'll love to do, I'll be someone that keeps people safe, makes people laugh and never reveals his identity to take the credit for a job well done. I'm going to be the best damn rodeo clow the world has ever seen! LOOK OUT WORLD!!! ECO FRIENDLY, BABY AND KITTEN PUNCHING RODEO CLOWN EXDRAORDINAIRE COMING THROUGH!!!!

Depends on you and me and how we connect. Maybe we'd have a foot race, maybe we'd go to the mall and make fun of people that actually go to malls, maybe we'd dress up like freaks and wander into 529 for a steak? My freak outfit will beeeee....one flipflop, one cowboy boot, a pair of black spandex shorts with either a pink or fluorescent green stripe (I'm not picky) and a cape made of safeway bags, I'll let you pick my hat ;)