Hey Ladies - I thought I would share this with you!! (Too funny!!)

What Men’s personal ads really mean

40-ish…Really means…48

Athletic…Really means…Skinny.

Average looking…Really means…Ugly.

Handsome…Really means…Pathological liar.

Educated…Really means…College dropout.

Emotionally Secure…Really means…Medicated.

Fun…Really means…Annoying.

New-Age…Really means…All body hair, all the time.

Open-minded…Really means…Desperate.

Outgoing…Really means…Loud.

Poet…Really means…Depressive Schizophrenic.

Blonde…Really means…Shops the Clairol section.

Reubenesque…Really means…Grossly Fat.

Romantic…Really means…Looks better by candle light.

Weight proportional to height…Really means…Hugely Fat.

Wants Soulmate…Really means…One step away from stalking.

I have custody of my two youngest kids (son -15 daughter -13)they are old enough that when I can make it out they can stay a little while by themselves and they do go every other weekend to their mothers. I just would like to go out to diner with someone I don't have to reach across the table and cut up their food or a toy comes with the meal! lol

I like to laugh, listen to music and hang with friends. I give and offer a great deal of respect. I also require to be treated the same!

Well I guess if you are still interested maybe send me an email and maybe down the road we could actually talk and see if we can hold a conversation. Just a thought, I am in no hurry anything worth having takes time to develop. Good luck in your search!
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Run to Easton or the Polaris area for a coffee and if we hit it off.